A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and
the horse immediately springs into
motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get
a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but
she slides down the horse’s side anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap
away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunaltely, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is
now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune…..
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
